May 2011
Randomness*Bites Lip*: sex jokes chronicles →
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Dick lines:
No matter where I go, My dick always gets there first.
My dick takes longer lunches than I do.
My dick is so big, its a tight fit when I’m bangin’ your loose momma!
My dick is so big, there’s still snow on it in the summertime.
My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.
My…
Glad this week is over…too much drama, stress, and WORK! Gonna try and kick it hard this weekend!